10 Thoughts That PMSing Women Have

Monday, July 28, 2014, 16:25 [IST]

Women and their PMS cycle are simply notorious. It is a biological fact that a woman who is on her PMS cycle is hormonal and prone to emotional ups and downs. But people around them most often bear the brunt of their mood swings. However, women experience these PMS symptoms even within themselves. What women think while they are PMSing is really interesting.

Premenstrual syndrome or PMS is a cycle that women go through every month. So you would think it must be a common thing for them. But actually it isn't. The PMS comes back with renewed vigour every month. In fact, it gets worse with every passing month or at least it seems like that. What women think during their PMS cycle might sound funny. But to them; it is really torturous.

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The hormonal cycle of a woman can give way to funny thoughts. Women go through fears, doubts and temper tantrums when they are PMSing. Although they experience this every month, it seems like a totally new experience every time. PMS is something no woman can get used to. So here are some of the common thoughts that women have just before they get their periods.

Am I Pregnant?

I am sure I am pregnant this time. I feel cramps but no bloody show till now. I read up about cramps; they are signs of early pregnancy. And I feel totally revolted by food. I am surely knocked up!

I am going to get my periods now...

Aahh! Those cramps really hurt and my hormones are going crazy. I am sure that I will be getting my periods anytime. I had a leak, may be, it is my periods.

Shit I forgot my date again

I just can't recall the last time I got my periods. But I am sure I am late. I am so screwed!

I wish I would have used protection

I really wish I had not had that moment of indiscretion that night. It is so simple, just use protection. Why on earth did I not think about it then.

But babies are so cute

But I love babies; they are so cute. Oh my god! Pooping puking piece of little pudding. I really want a baby. I am a fertile woman and I crave motherhood.

If I am pregnant, I will have the baby

Okay so it is decided then, if I am pregnant, I am going to have the baby. I will be a great single mother. I will be a strong, independent mommy!

Shit, I forgot to carry pads

I always have an extra pad in my bag. But when I am just about to get my periods, I forget to get one. Now, if I start menstruating, I will stain my new lace underwear!

I should have worn old jeans

Why did I pick my best pair of jeans today. I totally going to stain them by the time I go home. Why I didn't remember to wear my old torn jeans. Life as a woman is full of trials for memory.

May be I should just have sex since its safe now

Yeah, I should just go with the flow and have sex. After all, I am PMSing. There is no way I am going to get pregnant now. The damage is probably already done!

Why can't men vanish; all this suffering from them

I want to live in a planet full of women. At worst we will fight and stop talking to each other. But we will all get our periods on time. I can't stand this waiting. Why can't men just vanish from the world?