8 Things Only Disney Princesses Can Say

Disney Princesses are just as famous as Hollywood celebrities. Several of these 'Princesses' are excellent damsels in distress. The whole world of fairytales is based around them. Each Disney Princesses has a Prince Charming of her own who comes and saves her in critical situations. Most of the Disney Princesses have their unique characters and personality.

The entire aesthetics of the fairytale depends on the Disney Princesses. That is why these damsels in distress often have certain unique characteristics. For example, Cinderella is known for losing her shoe. Rapunzel is famous for her long and thick masses of hair. Sleeping Beauty has the most obvious characteristics; the fact that she 'sleeps'.

If the Disney Princesses were real life people, then they would not just mouth the fairytale dialogues. They would actually have something of their own to say. What would a conversation among these fairytale princesses be like? Here are some funny things that only Disney Princesses can say.

Little Mermaid

Little Mermaid

I have a rather 'fishy' feeling today. May be its just the weather that is so 'damp'.

Cinderella

Cinderella

Damn! Who stole by million dollar glass slippers again! Never should have taken them off outside the party.

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty

Shit! I overslept again. Why doesn't my alarm ever go off at the right time?

Jasmine

Jasmine

I hate flying and I am rather scared of monkeys. So can you please find a better ride Aladdin.

Fiona

Fiona

I am literally going 'green' with envy looking at Cinderella's Prince Charming!

Snow White

Snow White

When will it start snowing again. So then I can ask my mirror 'who is the whitest of them all?'

Beauty n Beast

Beauty n Beast

Oh! this 'beastly' traffic is killing me.

Rapunzel

Rapunzel

God knows, what I really need is a good haircut!

Story first published: Wednesday, August 28, 2013, 18:33 [IST]
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