8 Rules For Girlfriends This World Cup

Thursday, June 12, 2014, 18:21 [IST]

The World Cup is all set to kick off on the 12th of June. While a lot is at stake for all those players and yes, their wives of course, there is an amplitude lot for us to take from this world. Cup. The tension sure is high, the atmosphere tense and all those predictions are taking fans by storm. For girlfriends though, a different experience is in the waiting. While it certainly is going to be difficult for the girls to comprehend and assimilate the craze, frenzy and insanity, there is this list of unwritten rules that invariably have to adhered to. This article talks about 8 rules for girlfriends this world cup. These rules for girlfriends, although bizarre, need to be followed, especially if the relationship needs to survive. Sounds intense doesn't it? Well, let us look at these 8 rules.

The remote is mine and not yours. Just for this one month though.

A very important rule for girlfriends this world cup. The remote has to be surrendered for the next one month. No excuses will be entertained.

No marriages over the next one month.

A strict no no to marriages, be it family or a close friend for that matter. The only auspicious event this month is the world cup.

You have to get involved too. Just sit back and cheer for the team I support

If the relationship needs to be healthy, then, well, just support and cheer for the team that I admire.

The favorite player

No statements against my favorite player will be entertained. Prepare for anguish if you make any, even if it were by mistake..!

Am I cranky?

Well, if I am, don't be surprised. Remember, my team lost yesterday. An yes. I will be cranky for sometime to come.

The highlights

Yes. I did watch the match last night and I'm watching the highlights now. Don't be surprised. Highlights are as important as the live match without a second thought.

Conversations during the match

Perhaps the most important rule for girlfriends this world cup. Any conversation that is marked "important" has to wait till half time or until the match sees its end.