Things You Should Never Ask A Woman

By Manash Kashyap

A cat may have 9 lives but you won't have even one if your tongue is not in place. They tell you from different planets, but I guess you are stars apart if you have no idea of the things you should never ask a woman. And mind you, you don't stand a second chance if you ask the forbidden to her!

Yes, a lot of manuals have been written on the "to ask" and "not to ask" to a woman. But in terms of having a clue on women or for that matter predicting on them, men today have hardly fared any better than the legendary ape-man! And considering the skewed gender ratio, you may have to look up to your folks to get a life-partner for you; all because you don't have an idea on what not to ask her!

Things You Should Never Ask A Woman

We still feel we may be of some help by listing some of the "things not to ask a woman" and who knows, a strict adherence to these may boost up your chances.

Bad mouthing your exes: She may have started liking you and you may start thinking of your chances together. Sure she will not like your exes, but never ever bitch on them. Mind you, you never bad mouth your ex in front of a woman.

An axe on her male friends: You have just started knowing her and you already started fathoming your chances. You still need to know her world. And she may have other guy friends at her workplace, from school etc. Outright criticising her male friends, and asking about them can be a crime; an action which can be held against you! It is one of the things you should not ask a woman.

Future Plans any? She has just agreed with a wink on your proposal and you may have already planned on your wedding date. But asking her about her career plans and number of kids she plans to have may make her reconsider her future with you. so, it is one of the things you should not ask a woman.

Asking her to plan your date tonight: She would love to have a man who is confidence personified. You are thrilled she agreed for a date tonight, but asking her on the best place to go to will score you negative points on that confidence-meter! It is one of the things you should not ask a woman.

Asking her relationship status: Do you know how insecure you are? She is sure to know. This should have been at the top of this list! A woman will definitely tell you if she is single or not, but never force her to do so or she will sense your insecurity outright.

Permission to kiss her! Woman like spontaneity. You are expected to know if she doesn't mind you kissing, please... do not ask her ... You can start by holding her hands and progressing slow. Her every response will tell if you can go ahead or not.

Having listed out the "things you should never ask a woman", we do not mean to shut you up. Women are natural chatters and the clue is to pick up her hints, and you will know what actually to say to her!

Story first published: Wednesday, November 27, 2013, 19:28 [IST]
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