Men And Women Are Not Alike...

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It's the battle of sexes again. Here is a recent survey that states all the differences from handwriting, locker rooms to nudity in movies. So, read on all the realistic and hilarious aspects that makes both of them two opposite poles.

Handwriting:
Men are not credited as the master of 'penmanship', as that beauty is mostly defined by women. Men love to 'chicken scratch', at the same time women love to use scented, coloured pens, that has fine features. Notice their alphabet 'i', the dot is usually a circle and if in love a small heart. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". Some men detest to read their letter, for some women even while dumping their spouse or sweetheart will put a smiley face at the end of the note.

Maturity:
It is known fact from ages that women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. Now you know why the high school romance call it quits every month.

All set for the party :
When a man says, ' I am ready for the party', he really means he is ready with his polished shoes, trim shirt...etc. But when women says, ' I am ready for the party', it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finishes putting on her makeup, finds her other pair of sandals....and the list continues until she slams the door behind her.

Menopause:
Before woman celebrates menopause, she is webbed by a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction, he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping to buy worlds best cars.

Men hate male celebrities who show bare skin
Although men may love to see nude pictures of women they totally detest the male celebrities who try to seduce showing their bare skin.

Don't worry about tomorrow
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, but a man never worries about the future... until he gets a wife.

Marriage
The blissful celebration of love, sounds very romantic when it all starts. But, do you know all the hidden expectations behind the curved smiles. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't on the other hand a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Money matters!!!
Are men or women better bargainers? And the bargaining trophy goes to the women. Don't feel pleased, as the survey states that a man will surely pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he wants and a woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item but for the one that she doesn't want.

Locker Rooms:
Want to know what she thinks about sex, then go sneak into her locker rooms. In the locker room, men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they cook up stories about women. However women just talk about one thing in the locker room and that is 'sex'. Their words and expressions are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie. Surprised!

Let's go to McDonald's...
When the bill arrives after a good meal in a restaurant, group of 5 boys will each throw Rs.100, even though the bill is just Rs 300. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. But when the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Well! Some may agree to the above survey thoughts, some may not as each persons thinking is different. Whatever be the aspect the difference and the gender war will always remain to add spice to the normal dizzy life.