8 Funny Things Men Say After Getting Drunk

Alcohol does funny things to the mind and body. There is a certain limit of alcohol which everyone can resist. This refers to the limit up to which you remain sober while drinking alcohol. Once that limit is crossed, you have no recollection of what happened or what you said.

The things men say after getting drunk are often random and funny. Getting drunk fun will evaporate as you go through the funny things you say while drunk.

Funny Things Men Say After Getting Drunk

Some consume alcohol for its ability to make you forget things. Others consume it as a party drink. Yet others, especially teenagers, drink due to peer pressure or on mere curiosity. But what we don't know that alcohol has many other uses like it being used as antifreeze, antiseptic, preservatives and fuels.

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However, alcohol is most popularly consumed as drinks and when it is over the limit, men say funny things after getting drunk. Take a look at the things men say after getting drunk:

Talk to your ex: Getting drunk fun will leave you the minute you realise the next day that you talked to your ex about missing her via a phone call or a text message. It is a totally embarrassing and funny thing you won’t remember doing while drunk.

Inappropriate secrets: The best time to get anyone to reveal all their secrets is when they are drunk. Drunk fun is when your drunk friend starts revealing all his dirty laundry which you have never expected from him.

Open your heart: Getting drunk fun also includes you opening your heart to a perfect stranger. You feel that the woman standing in front of you in the taxi queue is your soulmate and get down on your knees to propose.

The truth spell: The truth is among the funny things men say after getting drunk. Normally, this would be a good thing. But, what if you told your friend that his new girlfriend is hideous to look at? Sometimes truth is best left alone.

Argue over the trivial: Funny things men say after getting drunk include getting into a big argument with your best friend over something trivial. Halfway through you also forget which part of the argument you were on.

Strange chats: Chatting to strangers is easy especially if the said stranger is also drunk. Listening to their conversation can be quite funny, but this can also be dangerous since you might end up revealing a lot of secrets.

An urge to sing: The most common thing a drunkard man will do is singing without lyrics or tune. Most of the time, it will end up as storytelling. This shouting of the favourite song is another among funny things men say after getting drunk.

Releasing the Romeo: Flirting with strangers is also among things men say after getting drunk. They will flirt shamelessly with other women and will not have any recollection of it the next day.

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